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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:51
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
Then came..
No way
Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the appeal of vampire stories and why are they popular in various forms of media?
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Just Forget it!
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Scientists Identify Hidden Rule That Shapes All Life on Earth - SciTechDaily
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
New Study Finds No Evidence of Tension in Hubble Constant - Sci.News
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics